15 Sep 2014 17:40 | 93,519 notes | Reblog

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parseltongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

14 Sep 2014 17:40 | 29,892 notes | Reblog

missespeon:

thenaut131:

constable-frozen:

Olaf!

SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE FUCK

i feel as if this blog is going to culminate into something that will be simultaneously spectacular and horrifying and i feel like we’re accelerating towards that point very quickly right now

14 Sep 2014 12:20 | 1,191,848 notes | Reblog

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

13 Sep 2014 12:20 | 7 notes | Reblog
Anonymous:
just call it "my pelvic region conveys no misinformation"

is that a fucking play on “my hips don’t lie”

I’m gonna punch you in the face that was so good

12 Sep 2014 22:01 | 1 note | Reblog

Recap of GoT by someone (aka me) who only knows about it from the internet/Tumblr

and by reading like five pages of the first book a long while ago:

    So I know ASOIAF takes place in a kingdom called Westeros, There’s the Starks (of whom Arya Stark looks like a preteen boy but i think apparently is a badass? maybe also Tony Stark does not live here), the Snows (of whom Jon Snow knows nothing but I guess he’s ruling?), um.. Khaleesi who is also Daenerys Targaryen (geez I hope I spelled those right) who has a pet Dragon on her shoulder? and married some guy who looks like he belongs in the movie 300 that dumped this potful of liquid gold on somebody’s head like a rich guy’s version of the ice bucket challenge except deadly. There’s probably other families but I dunno. Also, nobody likes Joffrey? who is apparently a major douchebag. There’s lots of sex and half of it probably incest. Lots of people die over the course of the series. There’s a red wedding, which I’m assuming is so named due to all of the rolling heads, blood, and murdered people rather than due to the bride’s impropriety. Hodor is a guy that says nothing but Hodor I guess? And Winter is coming. I guess that’s important because they only have winter like once every thousand years or some ridiculously long amount of time and there’s monsters and beasts maybe that come with it? I have no idea.

11 Sep 2014 20:26 | 1 note | Reblog

Today on “Things I did NOT want to hear …EVER”

My dad upstairs giving my younger brothers The Talk.

11 Sep 2014 17:40 | 439,599 notes | Reblog
thebaconsandwichofregret:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape

thebaconsandwichofregret:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

a paint job like this requires high quality paint, a lot of patience and a fuckton of masking tape

11 Sep 2014 12:03 | 696,675 notes | Reblog

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging