01 Sep 2014 20:26 | 355 notes | Reblog

marauders4evr:

Just imagine that moment when Fred and George hear Remus and Sirius refer to each other as ‘Moony’ or ‘Padfoot’ and suddenly they realize that they are living with two of the creators of the Marauders Map, who just so happen to be Harry’s godfather and their old Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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This fanfiction isn’t mine, but I read it quite a while ago. Happy September 1st.

01 Sep 2014 20:18 | 198,829 notes | Reblog

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

01 Sep 2014 19:32 | 21,534 notes | Reblog

scarheadcanons:

ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.

01 Sep 2014 19:32 | 35,807 notes | Reblog
"23 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 23 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 23 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 23 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 23 years ago today, the golden trio met."

(via siriuxblacx)

01 Sep 2014 17:40 | 337,654 notes | Reblog

rangerkimmy:

sburbatory:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

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I’m laughing because I’ve seen this post at least four times on my dash today and every single one had a different picture of the hitachiin twins

30 Aug 2014 12:20 | 77 notes | Reblog

the neopets economy is synonymous to Germanys’ circa 1923 

zomblequeen:

nails drying. reading this article on neopets economy.

when i was 13 my friend rielle broke into her friends account and gave me half of the payload, a million neopoints and some paint brushes. we absconded into neopia central like a modern day bonny and clyde, or perhaps robin hoods, as we would buy high priced items from lower stores and hope that it would bring joy to the other users.

at one point generosity bored us so we, the zealous gods of neopian gluttony, decided to irreparably break a single part of the economy in a way which would please us. we bought every pink doughnut that would pop up on the shop wizard. prices skyrocketed. people posted on the boards concerned that an upcoming plot would feature the pink doughnut somehow, or that they were retiring the item as they had the wines. chaos and confusion became the prayers at our dread altar. for about two weeks pink doughnuts cost 20,000 neopoints and we were the peddlers of a great deal of them.

and thats how i became the lupe of wall street.